I feel evil today so I've decided to re-create several special reenactments that would remind us as to why we were born on the day that we were born. Here goes:

Birthday: Mid to late September
"Ho ho ho...have you been a bad girl or a naughty girl this year?"
"Oh...Santa...you know I've been bad. Do with me whatever you want to do."
Stripping
"Oh Santa...what a huge sack you have there...is that where you keep your toy?"
"Yes...and I'm going to put it into your chimney like this..."
"Oh Santa...it's such a tight squeeze..."
"The better I like it..."

Birthday: Early October
"So...what's your new year resolution for this year?"
"Well...I want to show more love and commitment to you..."
"Really? How? Can you show it to me?"
"Sure...like this"
Lots of petting and exchanging of saliva.
"Hmmmm...it's okay...but I still don't feel the love and commitment that you were talking about..."
"Don't worry...that's not all of the loving that I want to show you...would you like me to show you how else I can love you?"

Birthday: Early-mid to mid November
"Happy Valentine's Day dear!"
"Ermm...where are the flowers? And the chocolate? At least tell me there's a card?"
"Of course there is! Watch!"
Stripping.
"Oh...that's a very interesting place to put chocolate on..."
"Do you want to try it? They say it taste very good...enough to make you and me scream with pleasure..."
"Hmmmm...I don't know...sometimes it's a little salty too...and are you sure you stayed away from the Johnny Walker before you did this?"
"Oh c'mon...just give it a try..."
"Oh alright..."

Birthday: Autumn months
"Brrrr...it's freezing in here..."
"We could always share body heat to become warmer..."
"Okay..."
Moments later...
"Hey...you know what else can make us warmer?"
"How?"
"They say vigorous activity can make a person warm too."
"Okay..."

That's all for now folks. More ideas are definitely welcome so that I can help gross everyone else on their birthdays ^_^

TTFN.