I got a look at one of those 1957 Straits Times paper that they were reprinting and my god, they're freaking cool! Besides all the ciggie ads, you've got ads that are so full of double meanings and so sexists the advertisers would be lynched today. Here's two that I can remember off hand:

Half angel, half devil, she made him half a man!
If you're a woman and you have the measurements of (some actress, can't remember her name), which are 37-25-35, then come to our cinema! Be the amongst the first six women and you can get a free ticket to watch her movie!

And how Malaysian sports have slid down the drain too:

The president of B.A.M. was not satisfied with calling his players 'supermen' and 'unique'. They reminded him of atom and hydrogen bombs.

And the front page had a gwei lo in a Malayan police uniform! Hah! How often can you see that! Seriously, that was freaking cool I tell you. Too bad most other people won't appreciate that.

TTFN.

And here's another random musing: All men are motherfuckers. Think about it. A man will fuck a woman, who will chances are, sooner or later give birth to a child. This makes the woman a mother. And therefore the man has become a motherfucker. Thus logically speaking all men are motherfuckers by virtue.

TTFN.

Check out this site. It's got this crazy weird song ^_^

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Now to come up with the rest of the song...

TTFN.

P.S. a vagina dentata is something that slices the penis while it's in the vagina.